Oh yes.

I am famous.

Grandma Heavy Metal Videos

I have hand selected a few Heavy Metal Grandma YouTube Videos for you for the Holidays.

It hurt me to post these.

Somewhat disturbing:



A bit more disturbing:



Completely insane:

Can't Can't Can't Can't Can't Stop Listening to

PAST SIMPLE

Friends.

Please check out the most recent issue of PAST SIMPLE, especially if you like bears and pigs, bears and pigs with love in their eyes.

Also. I twitter, apparently.

How's this for last minute?

I'm reading in 9 hours at Cornelia Street Cafe.

That's 6pm with Ted Jonathan & Andrew Kaufman for the New York Quarterly.

So if you are restless on a Monday night, please feel free to come on out.

I think it's 6 bucks and that includes a drink.

29 Cornelia St. Brooklyn, NY 11221

HALO 3: ODST

UPDATE: Matt says I played this and it wasn't that good. I sort of remember. I take back my self-invite. I'm just jonesing for video games.

*****

Can someone please let me come over and play it?

The ads on Hulu are really compelling. But I hear it sucksish.